1 00:00:09,819 --> 00:00:11,580 Hey. Hey. 2 00:00:12,180 --> 00:00:13,180 Check this out. 3 00:00:14,040 --> 00:00:15,680 Got your mother's day gift. 4 00:00:15,980 --> 00:00:16,980 You want to see it? 5 00:00:17,080 --> 00:00:18,080 Yeah. 6 00:00:18,500 --> 00:00:19,500 Sure. 7 00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:23,200 Is that lingerie? 8 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:24,480 Yeah. 9 00:00:24,900 --> 00:00:26,020 It's her favorite color. 10 00:00:27,540 --> 00:00:29,600 This is really great fabric. 11 00:00:29,980 --> 00:00:30,979 You like it? 12 00:00:30,980 --> 00:00:34,720 Yeah, it's just... I think she's going to love it. I can't wait. 13 00:00:35,320 --> 00:00:36,740 Are you sure this is going to fit? 14 00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:38,700 Yeah, of course it's going to fit. 15 00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:40,660 This looks pretty tiny. 16 00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:44,560 Underwear is kind of deceptive. This is like my size. 17 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:48,420 That is not your size, believe me. I took the measurements out. I went 18 00:00:48,420 --> 00:00:50,720 through her drawers this morning, and I wrote down her measurements, and I 19 00:00:50,720 --> 00:00:54,620 brought it up to the woman, and the store gave it to her, so I'm sure it's 20 00:00:54,620 --> 00:00:55,620 the right size. 21 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:56,880 I know. 22 00:00:57,210 --> 00:01:01,410 that you're my stepdad, but you've been in this family long enough, you should 23 00:01:01,410 --> 00:01:04,670 know that this is not her size. This is tiny. 24 00:01:05,230 --> 00:01:08,830 It's going to fit your mother. Trust me, okay? It's going to look wonderful. 25 00:01:09,130 --> 00:01:12,930 She is way more well-endowed than this. Do you think I'm not kidding when we're 26 00:01:12,930 --> 00:01:14,770 picking out lingerie for my wife? 27 00:01:15,290 --> 00:01:17,290 Obviously, you just might be bad at numbers. 28 00:01:17,890 --> 00:01:19,070 Now I'm bad at numbers. 29 00:01:19,390 --> 00:01:20,910 Well, look. 30 00:01:21,170 --> 00:01:23,850 I'm sure it'll fit fine. Look at this. 31 00:01:24,870 --> 00:01:25,870 Oh, my gosh. 32 00:01:25,930 --> 00:01:32,910 Look. Okay, these types of garments are very deceptive, all right? Because 33 00:01:32,910 --> 00:01:39,630 it looks really big like this. Okay. But it goes all the way 34 00:01:39,630 --> 00:01:43,990 around, right? Yeah, it looks like it's going to be fine. It's totally fine. No. 35 00:01:47,790 --> 00:01:51,150 I'm sure it's going to fit fine. It's extra small. 36 00:01:51,410 --> 00:01:54,570 Seriously, you think mom's an extra small? It is not. 37 00:01:55,759 --> 00:01:57,020 Listen. No, look. 38 00:01:58,060 --> 00:02:01,680 It's not going to fit her. She's going to hate it because she can't even wear 39 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:05,160 it. And she's going to feel like you can't pay attention enough to her to 40 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:06,540 know what her size is. Oh, my God. 41 00:02:06,780 --> 00:02:11,580 You don't think I'm capable of doing anything. Have you held them in your 42 00:02:11,580 --> 00:02:14,600 hands enough to know that this is way too small for her? 43 00:02:14,940 --> 00:02:16,240 Apparently not, I guess. 44 00:02:16,640 --> 00:02:20,280 Okay. Well, I guess not because this is my size. 45 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:22,760 Are you sure about that? No. 46 00:02:23,149 --> 00:02:26,770 No, you want me to prove it to you? Because this is not her size. 47 00:02:27,830 --> 00:02:28,970 Look at this. No. 48 00:02:30,390 --> 00:02:32,210 I'll show you. I'll show you. No, not really. 49 00:02:32,450 --> 00:02:35,490 I'll show you. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing? What? 50 00:02:35,570 --> 00:02:37,810 No. You think that this is too small. 51 00:02:38,170 --> 00:02:41,990 I'm going to put it on and show you. Oh, my God. Are you serious right now? 52 00:02:42,670 --> 00:02:43,870 Fasten this for me. Look. 53 00:02:44,430 --> 00:02:47,670 Are you being serious? If you put it on yourself, you'll see. Oh, my God. Help 54 00:02:47,670 --> 00:02:48,670 me. 55 00:02:49,390 --> 00:02:50,830 It's not going to fit her. 56 00:02:51,430 --> 00:02:53,080 Look how... while this fits me. 57 00:02:53,540 --> 00:02:55,120 Right? Yeah. 58 00:02:57,340 --> 00:02:58,340 So next thing. 59 00:02:58,940 --> 00:03:03,080 What are you doing? Are you seriously going to try the whole outfit on right 60 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:04,080 now? Yeah. 61 00:03:04,580 --> 00:03:05,580 Look. 62 00:03:06,880 --> 00:03:08,160 Panties. Right? 63 00:03:08,740 --> 00:03:09,900 You're doing this right now. 64 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:16,380 Panties. They look really big when you put them on. 65 00:03:25,039 --> 00:03:26,360 And this one. 66 00:03:27,220 --> 00:03:29,200 The straps make it look a little weird. 67 00:03:29,780 --> 00:03:33,320 I cannot believe you're doing this right now. When you figure it out, no, look, 68 00:03:33,520 --> 00:03:38,500 look. I can put it on the tightest side. 69 00:03:39,100 --> 00:03:44,860 Even if I put it on the loosest side, it's not going to work. 70 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:46,400 Damn it. 71 00:03:46,420 --> 00:03:48,320 Yeah, I know. I know I'm right. 72 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:49,520 See this skirt? 73 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:51,920 I spent all day shopping for this. 74 00:03:52,519 --> 00:03:53,520 Now what am I going to do? 75 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:55,820 You're going to have to go back to the same store. 76 00:03:56,640 --> 00:03:57,800 I don't want to feel this. 77 00:03:58,300 --> 00:04:00,140 I don't want to feel the weight. 78 00:04:01,420 --> 00:04:02,520 I don't want to be hanging. 79 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:06,260 Very firm. I shouldn't be doing this. 80 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:07,459 You know what? 81 00:04:07,460 --> 00:04:08,580 What do you mean? No. 82 00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:13,060 You've got to know what it's actually like. 83 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:14,480 Right? 84 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:20,339 What are you doing? 85 00:04:31,500 --> 00:04:34,640 I was trying to show you that this would really fit me better. 86 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:37,200 I think you're right. 87 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:40,440 I don't think I want to try you on now. 88 00:05:37,890 --> 00:05:44,690 oh my god my mouth is just this small 89 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:41,040 Oh. 90 00:07:16,430 --> 00:07:18,010 Oh, my God. 91 00:07:20,550 --> 00:07:21,550 Oh. 92 00:07:28,130 --> 00:07:30,010 I think 93 00:07:30,010 --> 00:07:38,410 it 94 00:07:38,410 --> 00:07:39,750 does look better on you. 95 00:07:41,100 --> 00:07:43,700 Oh my god, you have two hands like that. 96 00:07:45,020 --> 00:07:46,300 Oh my god. 97 00:08:22,390 --> 00:08:24,770 She's so mad right now. She knew what she was doing. 98 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:41,720 Thank you. 99 00:26:24,620 --> 00:26:25,920 Oh, my God. 100 00:26:27,380 --> 00:26:29,000 Oh, my God. 101 00:26:32,660 --> 00:26:34,500 Oh, my God. 102 00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:38,360 Oh, 103 00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:42,820 yeah. Oh, fuck, yeah. 104 00:26:44,220 --> 00:26:47,000 Oh, fuck. 105 00:29:39,470 --> 00:29:40,510 I love you. 106 00:34:48,110 --> 00:34:49,190 that laundry for yourself, huh? 107 00:34:50,590 --> 00:34:51,590 Obviously. 108 00:34:53,290 --> 00:34:55,230 Okay. Let me get out of here.